Last December, Loot Crate put out a very excellent box that contained socks with Groot on them from Guardians of the Galaxy.
Since I have extremely swollen feet and legs from being super preggo, I thought it would be a good idea to use my Groot socks to help keep the swelling down. Turns out my legs were so fat, that Groot actually became imprinted on them.
Therefore, I am Groot!
R2D2 Cupcake 